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Geeky gear

A while ago, we had a discussion here at the office about nerdy t-shirts.  We all know what I'm talking about: usually worn by a male geek/programmer with a neckbeard, a black shirt with a "witty" technical reference.  Opinions about these shirts vary among SRT employees: some of us find them funny and even wear them on dates [no report on the results, though], some are skeptical.  You might guess that I fall into the second camp.  Here are the worst offenders in my book:


 

geek love poem

The geek love poem... 

 

 

No place like home

 It's so bad it's good.

2 types of people

The worst one of all.  Nearly ubiquitous in computer science buildings on campuses nationwide, but yet still considered brilliant and unique by the wearer.

 

And of course, I can't leave out geeky women's gear -- in some ways even more horrifying than the men's stuff.  Evidence presented:

 

html earrings

HTML tags -- get it?!

 

 

HTTPanties

I have no words.  Instead I'll leave you with ThinkGeek's description of these: "... we bring you HTTPanties for the discriminating woman who would prefer a web-savvy and somewhat-direct approach in the romance department.  Feeling frisky? Well then don the black "200 OK" panties and see where they take you. Alternatively, the white "403 Forbidden" style sends a very different and hopefully clear message. We think "411 Length Required" and "413 Requested Entity Too Large" are pretty self-explanatory."

 

 

 

 

 

Published Saturday, April 12, 2008 11:51 PM by mfedner

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Comments

# re: Geeky gear@ Sunday, April 13, 2008 2:42 PM

Great post.  Where can I buy the HTTPanties.  Oh wait... forget I said that.

mwoelmer

# re: Geeky gear@ Monday, April 28, 2008 5:03 PM

What pair do you wear??

m

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